All hail your new and Manly-er FCA CEO. 

"Mike Manly" (michael-manly) 07/23/2018 at 14:01 • Filed to: Mergio sends his best wishes...to your local FCA product dealer

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I have taken advantage of Mergio’s departure to take over as the sole ruler of FCA. I am your new idol. First, I’m gonna kill off Chrysler but will give you all a Pacifica Hellcat because I love you all very much and that’s not what you want, but what you need.

Wacko > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:05

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Hel lcat into it’s own separate brand just like RAM.  Lets just ignore Mergio Tried SRT as a brand too.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:06

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I want a Wrangler Demon or nothing a t all.

Nibby > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:14

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bring back the new yorker with a hellcat engine

and 100 more > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/23/2018 at 14:15

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It would do backflips.

Mike Manly > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 14:17

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You’re full of good ideas, you are. I should hire you as Assistant to the  Regional Manager.

DipodomysDeserti > and 100 more 07/23/2018 at 14:25

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Put Renegade brakes on it and you can do wheelies and stoppies.

Mike Manly > Nibby 07/23/2018 at 14:28

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Even better: I'll bring back the LeBaron with a Pentastar V6. And then sell you a conversion kit that gives you Hellcat badges and hood scoops for a few grand. And then sell you the actual engine/swap kit for the price of two LeBarons and then charge you an extra couple thousand for installation. And that, my friend, is how you do business.

Mike Manly > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 07/23/2018 at 14:29

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I have many ways to fulfill that death wish of yours.

Milky > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:31

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Demon powertrain, 300 body, keep the skinny tires and give it low drag aero pack.  Fastest sedan ever.  Then kill Chrysler.  

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:33

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Mr. Manly Manley Man, Can you make sure the next Charger looks like this?

and 100 more > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 14:33

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I figured everything going forward would be based on existing Jeep platforms, thereby making all other brands redundant, and FCA becomes Jeep, Inc.

and 100 more > Milky 07/23/2018 at 14:34

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One for the road, eh?

Mike Manly > and 100 more 07/23/2018 at 14:36

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Because the world needs a Challenger Hellcat riding on a Jeep platform. Yes.

Mike Manly > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 14:37

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I like your idea of recycling old designs. Instead  I was just gonna rebadge the 300 as a Charger and then kill off Chrysler.

Wacko > and 100 more 07/23/2018 at 14:38

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i’m sure there is an ancient Mercedes platform that could be all new to FCA, like the G-wagon platform, that could become the new wrangler, ram, dakota, even with some tweeking the new challenger/charger.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:38

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The region of Northern Quebec? 

Wacko > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:39

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do i also get to smoke weed and drink beer at lunch or is that only for the factory workers? cause if so can you find me a factory job??

edit corrected Week for weed, 

Mike Manly > Milky 07/23/2018 at 14:39

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I was going to make a “next-gen” Charger (aka rebadged current gen 300, recycling is good for the environment) and stuff a Demon engine in it. I should use you lot as my brainstorming  team so I can steal your ideas and pass them off as my own. Yep, sounds good. You're all hired to work for me for free! Everything's better when it's free.

Mike Manly > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 14:40

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I was thinking relocating to our Scranton, PA branch.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:42

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Can I get a new Neon SRT4?

Mike Manly > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 14:42

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How does one "smoke week"

Mike Manly > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/23/2018 at 14:44

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You can find one on Craigslist, show it to me, and I’ll buy it and sell it back to you at full price and since it came from me it’ll technically be “new”!

I don't believe in four-cylinders. Hellcat everything.

Wacko > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:45

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weed, what a difference one letter makes.

Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/23/2018 at 14:46

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i’ll be king of the Rams

Milky > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:46

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You can call us “ interns” if it helps.

Milky > and 100 more 07/23/2018 at 14:49

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Think if Pontiac had a 640hp send off for the G8.  We’d remember that.  

TheStiggyOne > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:52

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Neon  200 SRT 4 8.

No room for the transmission due to transverse-mounted FWD? Just mount single reduction gear to hit engine redline at ~130mph or whatever it will do at the end of the 1/4 mile.

and 100 more > Milky 07/23/2018 at 14:54

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Seriously. I swore off GM products after I traded in my 01 Blazer, but future-me is still holding the door open for a clean, low-mileage G8 GT someday when I have disposable income...

A 640-hp send- off version would’ve been sweet...

and 100 more > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 14:56

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HA! G-wagon-based Wrangler would put some panties in a twist among the Jeep die-hards...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 14:58

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So, yes?

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/23/2018 at 14:58

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If this wasn’t said ironically, I’d just like to say I WANT ONE TOO! Been looking for a decent SRT-4 for over a year

Mike Manly > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 14:58

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Ive never had someone so eager to work in my factories. You're in.

404 - User No Longer Available > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 15:03

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Fine... Neon Hellcat SRT-8?

Mike Manly > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 07/23/2018 at 15:04

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.....depends.

Wacko > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 15:09

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Any way you can make the Hemi R am even more annoying. Cause we can only hear the m taking off from a stop from 1 mile.

Tristan > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 15:12

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Wut? Those things are damn near silent.

lone_liberal > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 15:13

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If you can Hellcat a Grand Cherokee why can’t you AWD an SRT Charger?

Mike Manly > 404 - User No Longer Available 07/23/2018 at 15:14

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There you go.

Mike Manly > lone_liberal 07/23/2018 at 15:15

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Blame Mergio for that one. Before, being Jeep and Ram's head I could only do so much.

Mike Manly > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 15:17

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*FCA takes no responsibility for the community of bro-truckers and holds no responsibility for any obnoxious modifications made to our products after purchase or by a dealer

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 07/23/2018 at 15:24

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Oh there was no irony, sarcasm, or joking in my comment. I legitimately want an SRT4. 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 15:25

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You could put a Hellcat motor in it and call it an SRT4/.5.

Or you could put in a 4L V8 and then still call it the SRT4

Wacko > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 15:27

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so factory muffler delete is now an option.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/23/2018 at 15:33

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There is one that keeps showing up on Detroit Craigslist with only 2300 miles on it. Granted they are asking $21K which is what they cost new but I still look at the pictures because it’s about as close to a “new” one as you will find.

Kiltedpadre > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 17:20

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I would be happy to drive a mid engine Pacifica SRT-8 Hell Hippo. With 707hp my son will never be late to his soccer game!

Galph Rilles > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 18:51

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Lord FCA, this is your Henchman Galph Rilles reporting in!

Galph Rilles > Wacko 07/23/2018 at 19:13

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All SRT-equipped vehicles will now come standard with straight pipes. A quiet muffler is a $10,000 option.

Mike Manly > Galph Rilles 07/23/2018 at 22:09

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Who are you

Mike Manly > Galph Rilles 07/23/2018 at 22:09

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Just kidding. Fetch me a drink.

Racin'Jason001 > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 22:25

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I looked at Ser gio’s description on Google this morning, and it said that he died today, then the retracted that.

Galph Rilles > Mike Manly 07/23/2018 at 23:15

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I put insanely powerful engines into the dinosaurs you’ve just inherited .

Mike Manly > Racin'Jason001 07/24/2018 at 11:48

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Whoa the fuck?! I promise to be a better CEO....than Google's.

Mike Manly > Galph Rilles 07/24/2018 at 11:49

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Good. Prepare the factory so it can start shoving Hellcat V8s into Pacificas. Then get ready to blow it up.